Map Ranking

Corpus Callosum

Corpus Callosum
Points:108.111
Rank:75
Opponents defeated: 1.064 (311.)
Tribe: BAM
Night bonus: Current: 00:00-08:00


Villages (32) Coordinates Points
Avatar of Woe
574|556 2.273
Blooming Marsh
569|585 3.373
Brightstone Ritual
573|581 4.297
Chromatic Lantern
570|557 2.374
Court of Ardenvale
577|563 2.119
Court of Grace
570|563 2.513
Darksteel Mutation
571|564 2.454
Divine Purge
576|557 2.439
Echoing Ruin
573|557 2.513
Ghostly Prison
576|562 3.562
Innistrad
567|572 2.479
Jace's Sanctum
564|571 2.947
Llanowar
565|568 2.434
Mana Crypt
575|565 2.409
Martyr of Dusk
573|558 2.311
Mirari's Wake
576|561 6.010
Monument to Endurance
573|563 5.205
Phyrexian Dreadnought
574|557 2.234
Phyrexian Tower
574|560 6.491
Prismatic Strands
570|558 2.266
Shattered Sanctum
573|566 4.478
Shifting Woodland
575|564 4.514
Skyline Despot
575|556 2.289
Solemn Simulacrum
575|557 2.407
Spirebluff Canal
570|560 2.470
Tarkir
567|569 2.468
The Ozolith
573|560 10.221
Thornspire Verge
576|555 4.551
Tree of Perdition
576|582 3.372
Urza's Incubator
574|561 4.006
Viridian Revel
570|564 2.255
Writhing Necromass
571|563 2.377
Personal text
Welcome to the complaints department! Your complaints will be handled with the utmost professionalism.

The team are working 24/7 to ensure your complaint is dealt with appropriately!

Please note that we have a duty of candour to remain open and honest with our complaints so we will be posting them here!


Madmike531 Jan 27, 21:25
I complain you did not invite super cute me. :) sob

Nico.

Corpus Callosum Jan 27, 21:32
I did try but your cuteness was just too much for me to handle :(

Madmike531 Jan 27, 21:38
Well try again just joined world it's a bit sparse





Kreiz Mar 09, 21:55
i have a complaint about tuljani

Corpus Callosum Mar 10, 00:02
Hello!

Thank you for logging a complaint with us.

We are experiencing high volumes of complaints right now so we will get back to you as soon as possible!

In the meantime, please try being a man about it.

Corpus Callosum Mar 10, 00:03
You are connected with: Tom

Hello, I am sorry to hear you are having trouble with Tuljani. Can you please tell me what is happening?

Kreiz Mar 10, 06:08
Complaint is: Why isnt he in BAM?

Corpus Callosum Mar 10, 07:23
We have looked into this and found it appears to be due his farming.


Although between me and you, I'm not sure on the real reason as it doesn't make a lot of sense...

Kreiz Mar 10, 07:45
Thank you for the honesty, complaint department

Corpus Callosum Mar 10, 09:23
It is a dark time for us all..

Thank you for your time!

This case has been marked as CLOSED





Mr Nobbler Mar 13, 18:37
Hello, I have a complaint.

My tap water is too wet. What can I do about this?

Thanks.

Corpus Callosum Mar 13, 18:38
Hello!

Thank you for logging a complaint with us.

We are experiencing high volumes of complaints right now so we will get back to you as soon as possible!

In the meantime, please try being a man about it.


Corpus Callosum Mar 13, 18:40
You are connected to: Tom!

Hello!

I am sorry to hear that you have an issue with the water being too wet!

We have made checks into this and found that our water is wet too and we aren't sure how this is occurring.

Have you tried switching your water to dry water?

Thank you for your patience!

Mr Nobbler Mar 13, 18:42
That's alright. I'm just looking to complain. I don't need a solution.

My next complaint is regarding the existence of dry water. We need to boycott dry water.

Mr Nobbler Mar 13, 18:44
My third complaint is regarding Tom. I clearly indicated that my water is too wet. Not just wet.

My complaint was not handled properly as Tom simply confirmed that his water is also wet, not affirming the fact that it is too wet.

Please connect me with your supervisor.

Corpus Callosum Mar 13, 19:00
I am sorry to hear that! I considered the wet water being the difficulty in this situation and not that there was a scale.

I am sorry you are not satisfied with my support. I will connect you now to my supervisor!

Tom has disconnected

Corpus Callosum Mar 13, 19:02
You are connected to: Tom

Hello!

I am Toms supervisor, I saw you were not satisfied by how he handled your complaint. Can I please ask what your expected outcome of this was and I can do my best to help!

Mr Nobbler Mar 13, 19:11
Once again, I must reiterate. I am not looking for solutions.

Standing complaints at this time:
1) Tom did not comprehend my original complaint
2) Tom promised to connect me with his supervisor but is now falsely presenting himself as a supervisor.
3) Once again, as previously indicated, I am not looking for solutions and Tom has once again failed to address my need by asking what my expected outcome was.

At this time I am once again requesting a supervisor at your complaints department.

Corpus Callosum Mar 13, 20:25
Ah! I understand your issue here. It appears I must escalate it to the department lead as I am unable to handle such an intense complaint.

I assure you, all complaints are handled with the utmost care. I promise we will pay extra attention to your case. We will get to the bottom of why your water is so dry!

I will now connect you to my department lead!

Tom has disconnected

Corpus Callosum Mar 13, 20:26
You are connected with: Tom

Hello!

I am Tom, not Tom or supervisor Tom but I am department lead Tom. I hear you are having some issues with dry water?

I hope we can resolve this fast!

Thanks!
Tom

Mr Nobbler Mar 14, 00:37
I am officially complaining regarding your entire complaints departments. My issue is regarding WET water! not dry water!

I demand a refund.

We can consider this matter resolved once I receive my refund of a sincere apology, from the bottom of your heart

Corpus Callosum Mar 14, 08:29
I am terribly sorry to hear that! I will speak to our water department and resolve this wet issue you are having.

We value your patience and apologise from the bottom of our heart.

Please hold while we connect you to the Apologies Department!

Tom has disconnected

Corpus Callosum Mar 14, 08:31
You have connected to Tom from the Apologies Department

Hello!

I was made aware that you need to be apologised to! So from all of us in our apologies department, I am sorry.

Thank you for your continued patience,

Tom

Mr Nobbler Mar 14, 11:55
Thank you Tom from the Apologies department. The complaints department sure can learn a thing or two from you.

Corpus Callosum Mar 14, 12:41
We will work on training him up for the future!

Thank you for your patience!

This case has been marked as: Closed



Victory achievements
Winning Tribe

You vanquished Casual 5 with your tribe Hive Mind.

 
Combat achievements
Plunderer (Gold - Level 4)

Plunder resources from other villages 10.000 times.


Robber (Silver - Level 3)

Loot a total of 1.000.000 resources.


Self-attack (Bronze - Level 2)

Attack yourself and lose more than 100 units in one battle.


Successful noble claims (Bronze - Level 2)

Conquer 25 claimed villages.


Conquest (Wood - Level 1)

Conquer a total of 5 villages.


Nobles Faith (Wood - Level 1)

Defeat a nobleman in battle.


Self-conquest

Conquer yourself, because that's the only way to show them who's boss.


Unlucky fellow

Fail to conquer a village due to the loyalty only being reduced to +1.


Victim

Be conquered within one week of your beginner protection expiring.


Wallbreaker (Wood - Level 1)

Destroy 25 Wall levels using your rams.


 
Social achievements
The mentor (Bronze - Level 2)

As a mentor, train 3 apprentices.


Beloved Friend (Wood - Level 1)

Make a total of 5 friendships.


Brothers in Arms (Wood - Level 1)

Be a member of the same tribe for 30 consecutive days.


 
Growth achievements
Gatherer (Silver - Level 3)

Scavenge a total of 10.000.000 resources.


Librarian (Silver - Level 3)

Discover 9 unique Skill Books.


Paladin's level (Silver - Level 3)

Level up your paladin to level 20.


Recruitment Drive (Silver - Level 3)

Recruit a total of 50.000 units!


Score champion (Silver - Level 3)

Climb the rankings tables and reach 100.000 points.


Architect (Bronze - Level 2)

Build a total of 150 building levels!


Continent scorer (Bronze - Level 2)

Make it into the top 30 of a continent!


Out of time (Bronze - Level 2)

Use the instant complete option 100 times!


Top scorer (Bronze - Level 2)

Make it into the top 100 in the world.


Wealth comes in gold (Bronze - Level 2)

Mint 500 gold coins.


Accomplished student (Wood - Level 1)

Improve your paladins' skills to a combined total of 15 skill levels.


Band of Brothers (Wood - Level 1)

Have 2 paladins.


Market Guru (Wood - Level 1)

Trade resources using the market 10 times.


 
Other achievements
Years of Service (Gold - Level 17)

Play Tribal Wars for 17 years.


The Strategist (Gold - Level 4)

Awarded for performing 30 double changes.


Card Master (Bronze - Level 2)

Awarded for winning 40 rounds.


 
Achievements on other worlds
Casual 13

Casual 5

World 130

World 135

Casual 14

Casual 16

World 133

World 134

World 131

World 132

World 140

World 141

World 145

World 139

World 142

High Performance